Day 323 - Day 331

July 21 - August 1, 2010


Has it really been this long since I've last blogged?? Oy! I have so much to tell you! It has been a great last few days. I had some pretty amazing visitors in town. Let's start from the beginning:


Wednesday, July 21st: I worked both jobs and got ready for my mom and grandma to come into town. That's that.


Thursday, July 22nd: After work, I drove to Orlando to pick up the Toncar women from the airport. It is significantly cheaper to fly into Orlando and worth the drive to do so. So, we rented a car which was a Toyota. I did fear for my life due to the recalls Toyota has had. Overall, it was a good car. The second they got into the car, talk of heat and my driving kicked in. My thought: Good Lord, it's been two seconds and it's already started! =) Grandma loves my home! I will take you on a video tour later! It's really fantastic and I love it! 


On the way home from the airport, we stop to get gas. There was no sign out front telling us how much gas was. Do you want to know why?? Because gas cost $4.95! No joke. No wonder they didn't put a sign out front! I refused to pay that much for gas, so I drove off and went two blocks to pay only $2.59. Outrageous! 


Friday, July 23rd: Work. Same stuff, different day. Friday night was pretty low key. Saturday was going to be a big day! I introduced grandma to all of the ducks around my apartment. They love me! I feed them. 

I get home from work and the ladies decked out my second bedroom! So cute! It's hot pink and orange decor. Of course, the bathroom matches the bedroom! They are so funny! I love it! 

For dinner, we went to JB's on the Beach. It's a great restaurant in Deerfield Beach that overlooks the ocean! We had the best food! Gma: Fish and Chips. Mom: Coconut Shrimp. Me: Lobster Pizza. It was a gorgeous night to sit outside and marvel at the beautiful ocean. Thanks to Hurricane Bonnie, the wind was pretty heavy and the rain was unreal. During the day, it was like a monsoon outside! Mom and grandma got stuck under a bridge. Haha! The waves were pretty high and I explained that these were the waves Brett and I dealt with when he came to visit. Not easy. Here are the photos from dinner. Check out the sunset! Breathtaking! 

Deerfield Beach!

Sunset! I love the pink and orange colors! Beautiful!

Fish 'n Chips...whew, so good!

Coconut Shrimp! So good! 

Lobster Pizza! Looks good, huh?? Amazing! 

Dessert. What's a meal without a little sugar?? ;)

Saturday, July 24th: Key West! We wake up early to leave to beat traffic. Ha! Didn't work. Key West is beautiful, but getting there sucks! A two-lane highway, full of Florida drivers. What are Florida drivers you ask? Average age: 92. Average MPH: 23. Ashley's Patience Level: 0. 

We're driving, admiring the beautiful ocean when I decide to pass someone. Well, that didn't work. A cop spotted me going 22 miles over the speed limit. So, I pull over and here comes Mr. Rodriguez. Ugh! He says, "I clocked you going 22 miles over the speed limit. I'm assuming you were trying to pass the car in front of you." Ya' know Mr. Cop...I think you should have went to school to be a doctor because you are one smart cookie! ;) I say, "Yeah." I wanted to say, "Yes, sir. If everyone here wouldn't drive like they were on their last leg of life, I may be a little more patient. I just want to get where I'm going and not take an extra hour." 

So, he takes my license. While he's looking into me, mom's taking pictures! Yes! She is trying to take pictures of me getting my first speeding ticket! Oh my God! We are laughing so hard, the cop probably thinks we're making fun of him. There goes my grace he's going to give me! Here's a picture of mom trying to be sneaky with her photography. So funny! The next picture is of her photographing me while I'm signing my citation papers. I'm trying so hard not to laugh because I can hear the clicking of the camera from the back seat. I'm thinking, no way is she taking pictures while the po-po has his hand on his gun, waiting for my John Hancock! 

 

After that ordeal, we're back off. Driving the recommended 45 mph. You know how slow that is?? Ugh. So, we get there and immediately get sightseeing. Key West is so much fun! They have so much history and so many fun places to look at! We ate the best Key Lime Pie ever, a 1/2 pound cookie, seafood, burgers, crab cakes, slushies, etc. We basically ate our way through the little beach town! 

It's such a cool feeling knowing you are on an island, surrounded only by water! We went during Hemingway Days! We saw the winner of the look-alike contest for Ernest Hemingway. It was cute! They had a street market going on, so it was fun to shop and look at all of the little trinkets! We went to Ernest's house, the cemetery (of course!) =), the Southernmost Point of the United States. This was really cool. Being at the very tip of the last point in our country. Only 90 miles to Cuba. I don't know who says you can see Cuba from the end of the island, but they lie! All you see is crystal blue, mixed with a little turquoise, kissed by the sun! Amazing! 

It's easier to tell my Key West story through pictures. So, click HERE! These are our pictures from the weekend. Please read the captions to get a real sense of all the fun we had! 

Sunday, July 25th: Time to go home. Not without a little more Key West for us. We went to Mallory Square, saw a cruise ship, wondered who lived on Sunset Key (wishing we did), and ate a little more. When we got home, I took them to the best pizza joint in town. Boca's Best Pizza. What did we order, you ask?? None other than BBQ Chicken Pizza! Mmmm.....

Monday, July 26th: I introduced them to my three favorite places in Boca. One: Bliss Designs. It is a little boutique that personalizes different gift items! The last two times I've ordered something from this store, the owner has taken my idea and re-created it for other people to use! I'm trying to convince my mom we need to open a business like this! The last gift was for Maddie's bachelorette party. I walked in to buy another gift and what do I see? The SAME gift I bought Maddie. She loved the idea so much she made them for other people. This time, I got something for Maddie for a little gift she was given! ;) Information to come at a later date about that! My mom went to go pick it up and lady re-created this one too! It's a gift we have! We have been bitten with a creative bug! ;)

Two: Home Goods. It's like a TJ Max for home items! It is so cool in there! Mom and grandma had a hay day! Everything is so cheap! Iowa needs to get one! 

Three: Lucille's Bad-to-the-Bone BBQ. Mom's been there. Grandma was in heaven! It's so cute and the food is amazing! Then we went home and watched Leap Year! If you haven't seen it, it's a must watch movie! I loved it! 

Tuesday, July 27th: I had to work both jobs. Bummer. But it's the real world now, so you have to deal with it. Mom and grandma made a wonderfully delicious dinner. Healthy and all. Guess what I did? I ruined it by bringing home the best mac 'n cheese known to man! The restaurant I work at has the BEST food ever, let alone their lobster mac 'n cheese! They use four different cheeses and mix in fresh lobster. Oooohhhhhh. Yum. And I brought home their ever-popular Coconut Cream Pie! Mom scarfed that thing! It's amazing! 

Wednesday, July 28th: Worked both jobs again. This time, the ladies came into the restaurant to eat dinner. They loved it! The restaurant is so cozy and the service is honest to God the best you will ever get! They just ate a little bit because guess what they did? Sat in the sun longer than an hour. I don't know why people don't believe me about the sun. Apparently, even though I live here, I don't know what I'm talking about. So, family comes down here and ends up looking like they painted on white clothing because their sun-burnt lines are so bad. I don't feel bad for them. 

I would like to point out one little detail. Before this trip, my grandmother thought she knew everything about anything in Florida. She was an expert on their weather, the lifestyle, the people, the sun, etc. SHE even admitted she has never been in this kind of heat before. Of course you haven't. You can't come down between the months of September and February and think you understand Florida summers. No. It's NOT the same. Please view the video below...

Thursday, July 29th: It was a back and forth kind of day. What do we do? What do we not do? Are we hungry? Are we not hungry? Our family is the most indecisive group of human beings you will ever meet. These are always our answers, "Ya' know, I really don't care." I'm just as guilty. We're going to go to dinner and a movie. Well, then we're not hungry. How about a movie. Grandma won't like this movie. How about another movie? No, that movie's fine. Now it's not fine. Ok, well then mini-golf? Okay, let's do that. We drive there to come to the decision it's too hot to go mini-golfing. Let's go to the movies. But let's see this movie. Oh actually I want to see this movie. OMG! 

We end up seeing "Knight an Day" with Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz. It's really cute! Are you one of those people who buy pop and candy before you get to the theatre? WE ARE! I typically get Sour Patch Kids. I steered away from those this time and stuck with the traditional sweet and salty combo--Milk Duds. Oh, so good! 

Friday, July 30th: We are exhausted. This week has been full of so many fun things, but we are slowly starting to wind down from all of the excitement. I took them to Ft. Lauderdale to go shopping and show them the amazing houses I wish I could have someday. Please click HERE to see an example of what I'm talking about! 

Friday night, we went to Bahama Breeze for dinner. It's owned by the same corporation for the restaurant I work at. It was so good! The prices are incredibly affordable, the food is amazing and the drinks were really fun! Check out the photos below! 

Our drinks! So good mom even drank! ;) Grandma had some amazing concoction of rum, orange sherbert, orange juice, lime-somethin'. Crazy good! Mom had a strawberry daiquiri that was so delicious and I had a Bahamarita--kiwi and strawberry margarita! 

Chicken flatbread with tomato and basil! 

Grandma's Smothered Pork....mmmmm.....

My Lobster & Shrimp Pasta....oooohhhhhhh tastay!

Mom's Fried Chicken. You know how I feel about fried chicken.

Chocolate Pineapple Upside Down Cake! Yes, the title says it all!

Saturday, July 31st: Time for the ladies to go home. Sad day in paradise. It was so nice having people here to do something with everyday! So, we rent another car. This time, it was a Toyota Prius. I'm in love with this car. I agree they do look a little on the nerdy side, but they are so cool!!!! After taking ten minutes to figure out how to start it, we were on our way! It doesn't have a key...just a push start button. So cool! Everything is controlled by a touch screen in the middle of the dashboard and when you reverse, it shows you a camera behind you of what's going on. I said I wanted to drive backwards just so I can watch myself drive! The car gets 39.9 mpg! Outrageous! We had to stop at Kilwin's to get my aunt, dad and brother the best fudge you will ever eat! Then I dropped them off at the airport--yes. I cried. Of course. Moving on. On my way home, I'm talking to my friend Greg and it starts raining. I'm trying to figure out the gadgets in the car when I look up and notice everything in the car is going off. I say, "Oh my God, Greg! I don't know what's going on! My back windshield wiper is flipping out of control, my front wipers are out of control, the radio is changing levels and my lights are flickering!" Pretty funny situation. 

I had to work at the restaurant last night. Longest day ever! I got home pretty late and just crashed. Body-overload. 

Sunday, August 1st: I have to wake up early to return the car. Another sad day in paradise. I come home, look up some stuff on the Internet, then lay back down to sleep. That was at about 10:00 a.m. or so. I wake up and notice it is about ten minutes to three! Oh my gosh! My allergies have been acting up something fierce the last few days! It's miserable. For those who have allergies, you will agree with me. The rest of my day will be spent doing nothing but relaxing. I have a friend from New York coming on Thursday! I can't wait! I miss her tons! 

It's all about movies Sunday night. I can't believe how many movies I've seen the last few days. Your mouth will drop when you see how many! Maybe my movie-A.D.D. is going away! 

Bounty Hunter

Leap Year

Valentine's Day

Knight and Day

The Notebook

Failure to Launch

Step Up

That's a lot! Yes, I know. Notice the trend? I love romantic comedies! I'm a hopeless romantic! Now if I could just find a man that's normal, such as these actors from the movie. Normal men don't exist in my life! ;) 

Note to self: Realize how lucky you are. When you complain about the things you don't have, why don't you pay attention to what you do have? Sure, you don't have something you want, but you do have a family and set of friends who care about you more than anyone could ever ask for. A lot of people can't say that. You have been blessed with people in your life who would do anything for you and not think twice. Be grateful and thank God everyday you are so lucky to call these people your family. Be lucky you can call your friends your family. Growing up in a place where people take you in like their own is something that so many people don't understand. Even though Iowa has a reputation of being "hickville" and "not up to modern speed," we at least know how to treat people and appreciate and respect someone for who they are. Not how much they have. 

Being able to look at your life from the outside in and realize what a lucky woman you are is really something that opens your eyes. When you see everything you have gotten to experience in your lifetime--all of the lessons you've learned, the times you were hurt but had people there to talk to you and cry with you and understand and just listen to you; the times where you laughed so hard, your stomach hurt; the joys you experienced in weddings, babies, or just a night of summertime and wine on a porch. You have no idea how many people would love to be in your shoes. Don't take it for granted. Enjoy every single moment while you can and just remember...you can take the girl out of Iowa, but you can never take Iowa out of the girl. ;)

I'm sorry for the long blog, but I had so much fun the last few days! It's almost time for one-year blog post. I've been working on some things that I think you will enjoy. 

DON'T FORGET TO CHECK OUT OUR KEY WEST PICTURES! HERE! 

Day 310 - Day 314

July 8 - July 12, 2010

I know. I know. I'm sorry AGAIN for not blogging. Fifty more days and I'm done! I was talking with my mom when I was home about what I'm going to do after my one year is up. Hmmm...I'm thinking about keeping my blog, but tailoring it to a specific subject. No more about my life. I'm getting kind of tired of blogging about it. Sorry, I know some of you don't want to hear that.

What do you think I should blog about? Email me your ideas! =)

So the last few days have been....what else? Work. Now that I have another job, I'm one busy lady! However, I love my new part-time job! Everyone that works there is so nice! And I want to thank my manager in NYC for giving me a great recommendation! So nice of her! ;)

So my mom and grandma come in ten days!!!! And my friend from NYC comes the week after that!!!!!! It's going to be two solid weeks of craziness! The real Ashley can finally come out! ;) Do you like how I referred to myself in the third person?

So, we went out Saturday night to a fantastic night club. They play the BEST music of any place I've ever been! I spent an hour and a half trying to find you my new favorite dance song! It's impossible! I'm having a friend look tomorrow and I WILL get it to you! Because I know you're going to love it! In the mean time, I found these songs that I enjoy!

Feels Like A Prayer
Fire With Fire- Never heard them before, but really like them!
Shark In The Water- Very chill, it's nice!
Rich
Diary- Cheesy, but good
Ba Da Hum- Okay, randomly found this while trying to Google the lyrics for my song- "bah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dahhhhhh"- Just wait until you hear it! But this girl is great!

So, I've told you about the ducks by my apartment. So cute! And we keep getting little duckies! I love it! Well, I've been keeping my leftover bread, crackers, etc. for them. I was carrying some crackers from my car and they spotted me! How, I don't know. I didn't think ducks were smart whatsoever. They started chasing me! I'm not even kidding you! I stopped and stared at them. They kept running as fast as they could closer to me! I got nervous and turned around and started walking the other way!

They started flying at me! Ahhh!!! Are you kidding me?!?! So, I start laughing out loud and talking to myself, "What do I do?! Quit chasing me!" I quickly got out the crackers and threw them in the complete opposite direction from where I was. Then I walked away rather quickly! I knew birds were aggressive, but I never expected it from a group of ducks! It's like you see in the video games. They had those beady eyes that were destined to get their crackers, even if they have to tackle you! Next time, I'll plan it out a little more inconspicuously.

Then a little later, I see my hot neighbor. God, he's hot! I, of course, had my hair in a ponytail, minimal make-up and my glasses. Oy! He can't see me when I'm all cute and getting ready to go out with friends. Nah. And he was coming back from the pool or the beach. I don't know which one. I didn't have time to think about it. I was too busy focusing on checking out his insanely sculpted abs and tan body, beautiful face and perfectly sculpted biceps. All the while, trying not to make it obvious that he makes me completely nervous and God forbid he knows what I'm doing.

Him: "Hey, how's it goin?"
Me: "I'm good. How are you?" Having a completely giddy grin on my face because I'm laughing at the fact that I only see him when I look like I just woke up!

Can you believe I'm getting sick? Yea, I think I'm getting a cold. It's freakin' 100 degrees outside! Who gets a cold in the middle of summer?! Outrageous, I tell you!

Do you watch The Real Housewives television shows?? Hahahahaha, I love it! These women are something else! The New Jersey cast is full of some crazies, but I love every minute of it! And Danielle? She sucks! So overdramatic, she's disgusting! Barf! I'd pull her hair out too!

Danielle: "That's not even my extensions, that's my real hair!" She's nothing but walking plastic. I like Teresa! She's really ghetto and I love it! Jacqueline is my second favorite! She tries to be the mediator, but I wouldn't mess with her. She's like my mother--silent, but violent!

Note to self: Realizing you're not smarter than a 2nd grader in China just puts the topping to your day!
Test it for yourself! Here! Let me know how you did it! I've spent a couple of hours and I can't get it!

"A person does not seek luck; luck seeks the person." Check this out! Here!

Day 303 - Day 304

July 1 - July 2, 2010

Happy July! It's summertime! Enjoy my favorite summer song here! It gets me fired up to come home and hang out with my friends! Whew! ;)

So, yesterday I did not get home until about 1a.m. We had another grand opening of a really hot mexican restaurant on Atlantic Ave. in Delray Beach. Have you ever heard of Cabo Wabo Tequila?? I hadn't, but apparently it compares and competes with Patron. I'm not a tequila person--I think it's disgusting and this is what happens to me. Watch here...

Okay, totally kidding! ;) Anyways, the party was so much fun! It led to some pretty hilarious conversations.

So, I'm driving to the event, talking to Brett when I interrupt with, "Oh my God, Brett! I found the place that sells chicken 'n waffles!" Please tell me you know what chicken 'n waffles are. If you don't, please don't talk to me. I was so disappointed that only one of my family members knows what this is. Ugh! It's not even American to now know this crazy combination of deliciousness!

For those who don't know (which I'm ashamed, but I can forgive)...it's fried chicken and waffles together. Yes...together. So anyways, we're at the party and I mention something about it to the crowd of people we were talking to. All of them from Florida, except one other person from Champagne, Illinois. Everyone looked at me like I was crazy!

"You're from the south!" I said. "You should definitely know what chicken 'n waffles are!" It's the All-American southern food! I swear in a previous life I was born and raised in Georgia or North Carolina on a farm, or I was African American. The only other person who knew what chicken 'n waffles was the person from Illinois! Way to go Midwesterners knowing your food!

My friend says, "So...do you eat them for breakfast?" Oh, how you have so much to learn. "No, you can eat them any time of day!" I say.

Someone else, "So, do you pour syrup on them?"
Me: "Of course you do! It's the perfect combo of salty and sweet!"

Someone else: "Before you know it, they'll have drive-thru liquor stores!"
Me: "Actually, they have those in Iowa!"

Everyone died laughing! Hahahaha! Of course Iowa would! Such a coincidence they would bring that up!

We got to go in the office late again today! I love nights we work late...that means I get to watch Regis and Kelly in the morning! So, I get to work and I think to myself, Whew it's hot in here! Well, that's because the air conditioner was broken. You think Iowa's hot in the summer? Ha! It's twice as bad down here! Our office was literally 87 degrees. Awful. We were all sweating, falling asleep at our desks, and basically just zombies lurking the cubicles.

Our boss let us leave early! Awesome way to start the vaca! We go for lunch at JB's on the Beach. It's an awesome place in Deerfield that overlooks the ocean! Beautiful! The ocean says hello, by the way! ;) I order fish tacos. Since I've moved down here, it's become my new favorite food! It's such a light dish, but perfectly filling. I love the texture and saltiness of the fish, but the sweet and spicy flavors that go into the mango salsa (sometimes they use papaya or pineapple). Delicious! You must try them!

So, I got another part-time job today! It's at the same restaurant I worked at in NYC! I'm so excited! I loved working there and it's a great way to meet new people! The manager asks if it's too much that I work full-time and part-time. Heck no! This will create a little more excitement in my life! He doesn't know me yet and the fact I get bored in .2 seconds.

It's thunder-storming here tonight, which I actually love--they don't scare me as bad as they used to. It's such a cool night out and a perfect one to just relax and get ready for my drive tomorrow to Orlando. Yea, I'm leaving from Orlando which sucks because it's three hours away, but I'm saving almost $350! Crazy right?? It's well worth the drive!

Maybe I'll stop at Disneyworld or Islands of Adventure. Or I'll stop in and see Shamu! Oh so many options! My parents are taking a week in September--we should totally go then, don't you think?? And my parents are so much fun to go to theme parks with! They ride everything! Done deal. No more contemplating. Now I just have to tell them that's how it's going to be. ;)

So, I'm proud of my mom today. She got Facebook (which I swore I would never let happen, but it's okay!) and today she posted her first status. Want to know what it said? "Both of my kids are home for the holiday weekend. SUPER excited. Haven't seen them in weeks/months!" Awww...it's so sweet! I love it! I'm just as excited! I pretty much already have my whole weekend planned. Tomorrow starts with hanging out with the family and then seeing the ever-exciting Eclipse! Ahhhhhhhhh, I can't wait! It's going to be amazing! Are you Team Jacob or Team Edward? I'm definitely Team Jacob now. He's so....I don't know....perfect!

The fourth book is really interesting. A lot of things happened that I didn't expect, but I suppose I'm not shocked. Ugh, I can't believe I've fallen into the Twilight craze. Listen to me. I sound like a teenager. It's completely mindless reading, but it's so enticing!

So, the other day I go to log into my Google e-mail account. It wouldn't let me on. It said my password wouldn't work and I had to enter my phone number to get a special code. My heart sank. I've known people to hack into others' e-mail accounts and delete them! Yea, people are crazy?! ;)

I freaked! A big portion of my life is on that thing! Someone hacked into it and decided to send Canadian medical e-mails to every. single. person. I've ever e-mailed. Grandma got an e-mail about female Viagra! Yep. So, people that I e-mailed while working at BHG, friends, family, whoever got Viagra e-mails and God knows what else. So, if you were one of these people...I apologize. Some crazy person thought it would be funny. It's really funny, actually. But not when some of these people are big wigs at New York City companies!

Okay, so I'm one of those people who bought something, wore it, then returned it. Is that bad?? I don't think so. It was just a bracelet. I took the stretchy tag off, wore it last Saturday, put the tag back on and took it back. No harm done. The bracelet was $60! Are you nuts?! I'm cheap! I don't even spend $60 on a dress or pair of shoes! I can't justify it. Like Brett says, if it's not $2 or $100,000, "she doesn't want it."

It happens.

Since moving here, I've really gotten into DJ's. They are so hot down here! I'm not talking about their looks--the music and mixes they come up with are amazing! My friend listens to this guy, DJ Cha Chi. Check out his website. I don't know if you've heard of him, but he has awesome mixes! I Googled him and found some mixes on YouTube. Since it's live taping, parts sound a little weird because of the base. Check them out below!

Mur.Mur. Mix
Shrine
Show Me a Virgin Mix

I recommend you go to his website and download his mixes onto iTunes. It's free! I love how he incorporates old school and new school! It fascinates me how he works on the computer and on the turn tables. So cool! I could watch it all day!

Heads up: I probably won't be blogging this weekend while I'm home. In fact, I know I won't. Check back Wednesday night. I get back to Florida on Tuesday, but not until about 11:45 p.m.

Happy 4th of July! Have a fantastic weekend! Enjoy lots of fireworks! I LOVE fireworks! They just make you feel like a kid again. All of the Oohs and Aahs! So magical!

Note to self: "God Bless America. My Home Sweet Home." Remember this 4th of July the thousands of American troops who have died and risked their lives so our country can be just a little normal. With all of the craziness of war and politics, it's very rare that people stop and really look at what our troops go through for us.

Watch this video. KISS performed for our soldiers. It makes you proud of these men and women. You don't know them, but the undeniable amount of respect we have for these people is incredible. America is truly an amazing country, filled with so many great people. Unfortunately, America is quickly becoming something completely different. It's sad to know we are conforming so much to other countries and losing our identity in the process. We are fighting for our freedom, but our culture is being diminished. I think culture is great, however, I still think we need to keep America's culture. If we don't stop the irresponsible immigration, then America will no longer be America. We'll have to call it: Amerimexifranadiagypt.

Watch video here.

Day 251 - Day 259

May 11 - May 19, 2010

Yeah, yeah I know! I apologize for the delay in blogging! Brett and I had such a great week! Crazy busy, but fantastic! It was so nice to have family down here! Let me start from the beginning.

Tuesday: Brett arrives. I tell him that the front office will let him in, and where the building is located. He got lost. Of course! So, he starts walking and the people from the front office pull up to him on the golf cart and say, "Are you Brett?" He replies with yes. Apparently, someone from my complex called the front office, telling them there was a man roaming around! Hahahaha! I love it! It's nice that we have a neighborhood watch dog! After I got off work, it was nice not coming home to...just myself!

I took him to the Whale's Rib. Go figure, right? I know, but it's so good and it's so much fun! Then, we went to the ocean! I saw my first jellyfish and held my first coconut! I wanted to take the coconut home, but was a little grossed out by the sea moss, or whatever that was hanging off of it. So, I threw it back down. Then, we went to Target to go grocery shopping. That was basically the extent of our day! We were at the ocean for quite a while. Wouldn't you want to hang out at the ocean all day? If I could, trust me, I would! But then again, maybe not. I'm already looking like I belong to Oprah or someone, I'm so dark! I don't want leather skin!

Wednesday: I told Brett before he dropped me off at work, "Now, don't stay in the sun longer than an hour." Him: "Okay, okay I won't." Guess what? He stayed in the sun for about three hours! He picks me up and all I can focus on is the white outline on his face from his sunglasses. "I fell asleep." My response, "Clearly."
Brett: "Is it bad?"
Me: "Ummm.....yea, it's bad."
Brett: "Damn it!"
Me: "I told you! And you're meeting everyone from my work tonight!" Hehe! Big dummy!
That's what he gets for not listening to me! I tried to tell him, but I'm never right, apparently. Anyways, he loved Burger Night! I'm telling you, if anyone comes to Boca, they need to go! The food is amazing, and the service is always fantastic! And like I said, I took him to Chow, where he had the grossest drink ever! He didn't even like it!

Thursday: It's Luau Anniversary party time! I felt so bad for Brett that night! I didn't know I had to work the event all night long, so he had to sit there by himself for four hours! I felt horrible!! Solution: $2 beer. Needless to say, he entertained himself! ;) It was his first night trying sushi. I think he was impressed. There's another sushi place in Boca that I find absolutely amazing and the best I've ever tasted. I wish I could have taken him there for a better understanding of my love for raw seafood! =) Mmm...it's so good! I want to learn how to make it! I've already decided that when I do, I'm going to have "Sushi Sundays" at my house! Sunday Funday with Sushi and Saki!

After the luau, we got lost. Oh man, I was pissed! My GPS, aka Esther, needs to be thrown out the window! She is on my shit list, hard core! Instead of taking 45 minutes to get home, it takes us an hour and a half! By now, it's midnight. I'm tired, cranky, and still have work to do when I get home!

Friday: TGIF! We're goin' out! We grilled out and made fajitas! I do want to tell you that Brett and I make really great food together! Thanksgiving dinner: priceless. Fajitas: priceless. My homemade guacamole: priceless. You can't beat a home-cooked meal from the Toncar children! I took a picture of the deliciousness we consumed!

It's time to head to Atlantic Ave.! Oh man, we had fun! I danced. Brett stood there. We decided no one was going to talk to us, considering everyone thought we were a couple. So, we split up. After reconvening, we decided that was pretty much pointless. People here don't really branch out from their mini social groups. It's so strange. I'm all about meeting new people! I think I may be the only one who feels this way down here! Even Brett noticed. Mr. Intuitive and can pinpoint someone's personality just by having them say 'hi' to him! He's so smart and saavy this way! I think everyone's nice--it takes me a long time to realize someone's true personality and intent. I am getting better though! So, kudos to Brett, life experiences, and maturity!

Saturday: Oh Saturday, how fabulous you were! The morning started off with surfing! Awesome, right? Let me explain. The waves were between two and four feet tall. That doesn't sound like a lot, but when they're plowing into you, it sucks. I got my ass kicked! Oh buddy, did I get the crap kicked out of me! My swimming suit top kept falling off. My boobies kept coming out to say hello to everyone. I couldn't get my feet stabilized. Every time I came up from getting pulled under by a wave, another came and knocked me back down! I'm yelling, "This is ridiculous!" "Why in the hell can I not stand up?" "Come on, now! I'm getting pissed!"

Brett's just hanging out on his surf board, laughing at me. I'm standing there, when all of a sudden a wave comes and punches me in the stomach. I go coasting...no...flying to the shore. The wave hit me so hard, the velcro leg-piece came unattached! When I finally get on the surfboard, waves come and knock me off! Or instead of standing and surfing, the wave takes me all the way to shore, while I'm on my belly. It was insane! Then, we had to carry the surfboards back. They don't look heavy, but it was the longest walk I've ever taken! We didn't have normal surfboards--we had those ridiculously long, styrofoam boards for beginners. They are so heavy! Our arms were shaking by the time we got them back!

Next on the list: Snorkeling!!!!! It was so much fun! We were literally, in the middle of the ocean, swimming free! Before we left, they warned us of the massive waves...some people tend to get seasick. Nah, Brett and I are fine. We don't medicine. The boat takes off for the 45-minute ride out to sea! We go through what's called, "Millionaire's Row." I can't even explain to you these houses! We saw the house from Miami Vice, Taking Back Sunday (I think that's the name), and other movies. The founder of Sunglasses Hut; the grandchild of the man who invented Alkaseltzer; the guy who invented electric windows for cars! His story's cool! Him and Ford Motors were in a 30-year legal battle over his invention. Ford claimed he didn't come up with it, but he had the original patent to prove it. He got $3 for every single car that drove off the lot since the early 1900s! His house is for sale! It was on the market for $54 million, but he lowered it to $36 million. That was nice of him! We saw Tiger Woods' house pre-wife and beating. I can't remember the others right now, but they'll come to me!

Can I just say, I should have got the seasick medicine! I about had 17 heart attacks! The boat was rocking something fierce, I thought we were going to tip over! I can't even explain it to you! Everyone was like "Whew hew!" "Whooooaaa!" I was like, "Oh my God! Oh my God! I'm gonna die!" as I'm gripping the ladder with my life! We finally make it to our anchor point. Then we get our instructions on what to do, what not to do, etc.

I can't swim. Yeah, laugh it up! Very funny! My body just doesn't like to do it. I can doggy paddle with the best of them, but when it comes to actual swimming, you can forget about it. It's not happenin'! So, I tell them this because hi...we're in the middle of the ocean! I don't get the flippers because I'm not "experienced" enough. Screw that! What's the point of snorkeling if I can't have fins! Whatever! Brett jumps in and goes to town! He's diving under water, swimming everywhere. I'm still hanging on to the side of the boat, working up the courage to jump in!

1..2..3...go! Into the deep blue I fall! So exhilarating! You're literally in the middle of nowhere, where you have no idea what's under you, around you, behind you! You're just swimming, trusting that everything's going to be okay! Being a bit of a control freak, it was a little strange knowing this. I swore to myself that one of the times I stuck my face in the water, a shark would suddenly appear! Never happened, but it's such a rush knowing it could! I did get the guts to hold my breath and swim eight feet down to get a good look at the coral, fish, etc.! The ocean is the most amazing place on the planet! It was one of the best things I've ever done in my life! I will most definitely go back and do it again! Brett had a ball!! Well worth the money!!!!

Saturday night, I had to work, but we were so worn out from the day, that not going out to party was okay with us! We still went to a club, but kept it low key. Brett was sick because of all the salt water he consumed, and I was still sea sick. I did learn that seasickness comes from you inner ear. Apparently, your inner ear knows your body is off kilter when it's on the water. Your brain is telling your body, everything is fine, but your inner ear knows it's not. That's why people get sick! Our whole boat was so sick! It was really funny! On the ride home, no one talked to each other because we were all trying not to vomit!

On our way home from the club, we were hungry for pizza. We went to a hole-in-the-wall place where I had the best (besides my own) bbq chicken pizza! This place was so fantastic!!! It's called Boca's Best Pizza--and rightfully so! It's now my go-to pizza parlor! ;)

Sunday: We went to Miami!! Brett got his shopping fix at Lincoln Road shops. They have a Penguin store. Need I say more? Then, we go to the Marlins baseball game! We got the cheap tickets and sat in the outfield, but we had so much fun! Our section was so funny! They played the Mets and it was a great game! The final score was something like, 10-7. High scoring! My friend Maddie, who just got married...I saw her husband's twin at the game! I had to do a double-take! It was weird! I was thinking, "Brent! What are you doing here?!" Hehe!

We cooked again Sunday night. Oh yeah, we cooked Saturday night too! Steak, potatoes and sweet corn. Guess what they call their peaches-n-cream sweet corn? "Bi-colored corn!" Hahahahaha! What?!?!?! Bi-colored? That's discrimination! Sunday, I came up with a rather delicious sandwich! Cookbook to come at a later date! ;)

Monday: Brett's last day in town. =( We ate at an amazing Italian restaurant! Brett's favorite kind of food. Which another interesting fact about Brett I never knew...he doesn't produce tears. Strange! And his eyes aren't curved...they're more flat. What a weirdo! ;) Anyways, the food was amazing, and again, I found my go-to Italian joint! The service was excellent!!! After dinner, we went mini-golfing! This place is amazing! It's like the mini-golf places you in Orlando, or on tv! I love mini-golfing! We had so much fun! The lady told us we only had 30 minutes because they closed. Okay...whatever...just give me a golf ball, lady!

So, we just plow through the holes! Taking pictures, maybe breaking a bream, jumping in the waterfall, I don't know. I'm just tossing out scenarios! But yes...Brett did break a beam. I told him to jump over the gated off area to stand on the ledge for a picture. We got the photo, but when Brett went to hop back over, the beam gave out and he fell. I laughed so hard, I was crying! So, we get to the end and we see a group of four starting to play. Okay, wait a minute. We were told they closed at nine. Well, since they were playing...we're still going to play! So, we played the other course they had! Our mission: a hole in one. Did we get one?? I did! Brett didn't! Hehe!

As we're leaving, the inside of the game complex looks really dark. I ask, "Do you think they locked us out?"
Brett: "Nah, they can't."
Me: "Okay."
We walk towards the door.
Brett: "Yup. They locked us out."
So, we have to figure out an alternate route to leave. We hit the parking and Brett says, "Did we really just walk out with these putters?"
Me: "Shh...we're not to the car yet."
We put them in the trunk, and drive away. Hey, if they're going to lock us out, we have no where to put the putters! So, we're taking them with us. We're laughing about it, until we come up to a stop light.
Brett: "Is that a cop pulling up behind us?"
Me: "Uhh...yup. What do we do if he pulls us over?!?!"
Brett: "We just tell him that we're planning on returning the putters tomorrow." And he was dead serious when he said this. Really, Brett? Like he's going to believe that!
Me: "Do you think he saw us steal them?"
Brett: "There's no way. Unless he was hiding."
Me: "Oh my God! We're going to get arrested for theft!"
Brett: Laughing hysterically! "That would happen! We get arrested for theft of mini-golf putters!"
Brett: "Don't you think he would have pulled us over by now?"
Me: "Not necessarily!" Then the light turns red. We take off and the cop goes around us!
Me: "My heart is palpitating right now!"
Brett: "That would have been awful!"

Tuesday: Brett leaves. Such a sad day! I love hanging out with my brother! He's awesome! But now that it's official, and most probably know...I want to wish him the best of luck this summer in St. Louis! And a HUGE CONGRATULATIONS is in order! He got an internship at Rawlings, designing baseball gloves! How fantastic is that?! I told him he's going to learn so much and get to see so many wonderful things! St. Louis? Yeah, I know. I thought the same thing. He needs to buy a gun. =) But in all honesty, I am so proud of him and this is just what he needs. It's his first time away from home, so he'll have to grow up in a second. It's good for him! Good luck, Brett. I know you will be fantastic and show them how great of a person, worker, and student you are!

Wednesday: Work is great! I'm learning so much! I'm learning how I still have a lot to learn! I got to go to a television segment shoot this morning! So cool! It's for a professional, who I found out used to make $90,000 a month! Are you kidding me?!? Hell, knock off one of those zeros and I'll take that much a month!

He said to me, "If you can't learn how to fail, you'll never make it. If you don't know how to be broke, you'll never make money. I mean broke. Because then you understand how much fun it is to make money! There are very few people who are born rich. Everyone has been poor once in their life. It's those that learn how to deal with it, that make it. Don't feel sorry for yourself. Make it happen."

Okay, so I had this talk with my family just last night. I was crying because I'm broke and it sucks! I hate money! Absolutely hate it! It's the root of all evil and the biggest stressor of everyone's life. No matter how much of it you have. I know everyone goes through this, blah blah, but it's not okay with me. I can't live paycheck to paycheck. So, I'm trying to figure out the best way to go about making more. But I'm done talking about it because it literally pisses me off so bad, it ruins my day! Moving on!

I have quite a bit of work ahead of me still tonight, and I'm sure you're ready to be done reading this rather extensive blog. I tried to catch you up as much as I could. But in summary: Brett's trip was so much fun and much needed! Good luck in St. Louis and show them what a great asset you would be to their team! Love you!

Note to self: "You can never really get away. You can only take yourself somewhere else."

As much as I don't want to live in Iowa, I miss it. Crazy, right? And no one can truly understand it, unless they've moved away for a while. You can't beat Midwestern people. They are the most genuine and honest people you'll ever meet. If they like you, they'll take a bullet for you. If they hate you, you know it, and you better not cross them. Yes, every place has their bad apples, but even the bad apples in Iowa look good compared to some of the people I've met. I've always prided myself in not changing who I am--the naive girl from Iowa who loves life, meeting new people, and trying new things.

The girl who loves listening to country and dancing in the middle of the dance floor--even if it is by myself. The girl who will tell you like it is, whether you like it or not. The girl who can't wait to come home for the Iowa State Fair because I haven't missed one in 25 years! I love Florida, don't get me wrong, but no one can replace friends and family. I have the best friends anyone could ask for. They don't act like they're in high school, we have so much fun together, and we get each other. My family is unbeatable--everyone knows that! ;) No one can replace family!

UPDATE

Hey everyone!! I know I haven't blogged in a while. After my last post, all I've been doing is work, work, work! It's crazy! But I got promoted, so that's fantastic news! I love my job!!! Everything is starting to get settled! Brett's here, so that's another reason why I haven't spent the time to blog.

Quick update: We went to $5 Burger Night, took him to Chow on Wednesday where ladies drink free. (Yes, the bartender remembered me from the week before!;) ) Went to a Luau Anniversary for a work client. Brett ate sushi for the first time and really liked it! There were hula dancers, fire performers, $2 beer and $5 sushi rolls. Can't go wrong!

Tonight is grill-out Friday and Atlantic Ave. bars in Delray Beach. Basically the place to be for people our age! It's so much fun down there!! Saturday is 3S Day: Surfing, Skimboarding, and Snorkeling! Whew hewww!!! How fun does that sound? I can't swim, so thank God for life jackets and flippers! ;) We got an underwater camera, so I'll have pictures at a later date!

Sunday is Marlins baseball day and who knows what else! Monday, who knows!!!

I've had a glass of beer dropped directly on my foot, from four feet in the air. Huge bruise. No good. Then, we're at Target. I had a bag of wine, with a whole in it. Almost hit my foot. Bad luck with alcohol!

Anyways, just want to say I haven't forgotten about all of you! I've just been so, so, so, so busy!!!!!

Have a great weekend!

Note to self: Don't forget to let your hair down and let loose! It's good for the soul! ;)

Day 225 - Day 228

April 15 - April 18, 2010

So, this last weekend was a blast! It was my best friend's bachelorette party and I got see my family, that I haven't seen since Christmas! Only problem: the weather. What happened to Iowa's 80 degree weather you guys were bragging about? Hmmm? Thanks for the 60 degrees and wind. I much appreciated it. ;)

Mom and I left for Orlando, Thursday night because my plane left really early in the morning, so we spent the night. Our hotel was really nice and really cheap! Our toilet paper was tied in a bow! Ha! Check it out!

We leave Friday morning and we're on different flights, so we go our separate ways. Surprisingly, nothing exciting happened to either of us at the airport.

I get home and Brett and grandma are waiting for me! They look fantastic! It was nice to be back in Iowa for a while. It was different this time, though, because like I've said, Boca is pretty much identical to Des Moines. Except, I have palm trees and great weather. Other than that, it's basically the same. It's great! Of course, when Brett and I get together, the mayhem doesn't wait to begin. Our sarcastic remarks started right away. Poor grandma, has to deal with us!

I got my hair cut! Yay! It looked like a jungle! After my hair cut, I leave for the mall, to meet Maddie. We went shopping at Jordan Creek for a dress for her party. She found one and it was so cute! I always forget how ridiculous some teenagers are. I never remember going to the mall on a Friday night and just "hanging out." And these kids are out of control. They're what? Fifteen years old, and they say the F-word every two seconds. Yes, tween, you're making yourself look awful. Not only is your mouth moving too much, your skinny jeans should be returned to the girl's department, and you should get men's jeans that don't show your tiny, 15-year-old friends downstairs! ;)

Then, we go to Hu Hot! Mmm...I love that place! It's always packed! No matter what time of day you go, they always have a wait! I should open one down here! I heard they're getting one in Ankeny. That's awesome! Ankeny is a growing machine. Pretty soon, all they're going to need is a mall, and no one in that town will ever have to leave. I'm just curious how the sports program is going to turn out with the splitting of the high schools. I know people aren't happy about it, but I think it's a good thing. Now, maybe the kids who are just as good, but don't have daddy's name or pocketbook, will get a chance to shine!

Saturday morning, we go to breakfast with my cousin's baby! He's so cute! We call him, "crazy animal." He just laughs! So much fun! We take him to McDonald's to play in the Playplace. I think I was more excited! So, we get there and he is obviously instantly drawn to the toys! I tell ya' what. Those plastic tubes are hard as all get out to get through! When they say, "For kids only 3-12 years of age," they're not lyin'! It was hard! Caleb loved it, though! He was laughing, blabbin', and running all over!

Then, there was one of those kids there, who asked, "Why?" all the time! She was so irritating! She asked me, "Are you his mom?"
Me: "No."
Her: "Why?"
Me: "It just worked out that way."
Her: "Why?"
Me: "Umm....it just did." What do you say to that? I don't know, kid. Leave me alone.
Her: "Are you his grandma?"
Okay, you little brat. "No."
Her: "Aren't you too big to go down the slide?"
I just stare at her. No, you little twit, but if you don't shut-up, I will throw you down the slide. ;)
Me: "No. I think you need to go play down there."
Then, she proceeds to follow me around and keeps talking. You are the devil child, and you need to get away from me. Some kids.

Then, the whole time we have him, he doesn't cry. The second my cousin and his girlfriend walk in, I accidentally push Caleb up the slide too hard, and he hit his lip on the slide, and starts to whale! Of course! Now, I look like a bad babysitter!

I got to hang out with grandma a little on Saturday afternoon. It was nice! She gives the best back rubs and I needed one!

Saturday night. What can I say? It was so much fun! I haven't been dancing in forever, and this is just what the doctor ordered! We went to Uncle Bucks, Heroes, and Liar's Club. It was great! Maddie had a great time! She doesn't remember much, but all that matters is, she remembers it was fantastic! ;) She texts me today and tells me she has a bruise on her face. Funny, because I have a mondo bruise on my thigh. Maybe it could be from the time we fell in the middle of Liar's Club! The only two girls wearing dresses, and we fall on the floor. Great. I'm just tossing that idea out there.

And it's a bachelorette party, so you know we had a good time! ;) The wedding is going to be so much fun!

Sunday morning was awful. My mom said something about a catastrophe, and I said, I felt like a catastrophe. Thank goodness my flight was direct! It was no fun. And the three hour drive back to Boca sucked. It was raining and windy. Blah.

It was weird coming back here by myself. This is my first night alone in my apartment. It was nice to be alone and relax a little bit, but I also enjoyed my company the last two weeks! I'm slightly nervous to sleep alone tonight, though. I've already decided, I'm sleeping on my couch because my TV is in my living room. For a bit, I'm going to need sound. Just until I get comfortable with my surroundings.

CHECK OUT MY PICTURES ON MY GOOGLE PROFILE! Here!

Note to self: Always be the better person. Sometimes it's really hard not to stoop to the level of ignorance and stupidity, when it's staring you in the face. Don't lower yourself to the standards of someone, or should I say, some people. Put on a smile, be nice, and kill them with kindness. Even though it's killing you on the inside, you're driving them more nuts by confronting them. If someone wants to talk about you. Let them. Obviously, they think you're worth it. They aren't worth it. You're not wasting time talking about them. They don't do anything exciting with their lives for anything to talk about. Just laugh it off and let them do it. 

Day 212 - Day 222

April 6 - April 12, 2010

Okay! I apologize for no blogging! It has been one crazy and fun week! My parents were in town! Well, my mom is still in town because Allegiant Air lost her reservation. Then, a guy named Ryan, told her "I don't care" that her reservation was lost! Bastard! Don't fly through them.

With my parents in town, I got a lot of stuff done, surprisingly! I got a queen size bed, a couch and chair, cable, internet, etc. Fantastic! Funny story. I was eavesdropping on my new neighbor talking to someone else and overheard them talking about furniture for sale. So, I walked out and told them I was listening to them and wanted to see the furniture! Ha! So, I went and looked and bought a couch! It's so comfortable! Then, I went to Rooms-To-Go and found the matching chair! How crazy is that?! It worked out perfectly! Have you ever been to this store? It's amazing! Such cute furniture and not that expensive! Check it out!

My little townhouse is coming together! It's so cute, I can't even tell you! I will be posting pictures once everything gets out of boxes and in their respective places. I know you will love it! I wake up every morning to my little ducks, turtles, water, and palm trees! Minus the fact that I can't escape the igloo! My mother can't function properly, unless it's -45 degrees. Her and my dad were complaining when it was 80 degrees. I thought it felt great! I'm telling you...I'm made for this weather!

I took them to The Whale's Rib, Flannigan's, Rocco's Tacos, Bob's Pizza, and of course, Hagaan Daas, and Kilwin's! I didn't get to at Kilwin's, but dad made sure to stop by! It's delicious! My mom and dad rented a scooter! Hahahaha! Too funny! And no crash, like I did! For those of you who don't you, it's a long story. To shorten it up, when I rented one, I crashed into three cars, one of which I hit with my body, head first. Ended up in the hospital and paying $750 for the scooter. My dad says to the guy, "Don't I get a discount, since I bought this scooter once?" Haha! Way to go dad!

We went to the beach, which was gorgeous! I am still in la-la land that I live here. It's gorgeous! Check out my pictures on my Picassa Album. They aren't many, but they're good! Oh yeah! I took them to Miami! Holy fun! Miami has such a lively and brilliant vibe to it! It makes you feel like you're back in college, ready to hit the town and party all night! The neon lights, pumping music, gorgeous people, and contagious energy, makes you alive! It's fantastic! We took the tame route, but it's only a matter of time... ;)

We met my neighbor! He moved in a day after I did. Great guy! Likes to party, and nice! It makes me feel a little more safe to know he's right next door! I also met his kids. Thank goodness he only has them every other weekend! They are great kids, but noisy as hell! Not only did they play dungeons and dragons, or some kind of sword game, chase and squawk at the ducks, they ran around, screaming day and night! I saw my hot neighbors in tip top shape! They were leaving to go out, as my parents and I were heading in! I have my eye on one--he's tall, blonde, tan, and one beautiful human being! He's my new firefighter! ;) For those who don't know, I'm talking about the fireman I was in love with.

One night, I went out with my work! The owners took us to Il Bacio! It was fun! It's a restaurant/club in Delray Beach. The food is fantastic and the nightlife was so much fun! They had a live band, so we danced, and had a great time! Then we went to a couple of other bars in Delray. Apparently, this is the place to go out! It was a lot of fun! I'll definitely be hanging out there!

Oh my gosh! I almost forgot to tell you! Before dinner, a few of us went to this bar in Mizner Park. On Wednesday and Fridays, girls drink for free! Yes, you're reading right! I said FREE! Amazing! They already know me by name! By the time I'm settled in, they're going to know my whole life story! ;) How fantastic is this? Dangerous, but whatever! I do have self-control!

I'm coming back to Iowa this weekend! My bestie is having her bachelorette party! Oh man! I can't wait! I bought the perfect "shimmy" dress. For those who don't know what a "shimmy" is, it's when you hold your arms out to the side, bent at the elbows; shake your shoulders (and in my case, my girls) back and forth. It's my favorite thing to do! Try it! I'm smiling thinking of everyone doing it at their desk or at home in front of the computer right now! Google it!

Note to self: Don't always listen to your GPS. We named mine, Esther! After my great-grandma who spoke directions out loud, at every single move. What the sign read when you passed it, you made a wrong turn, you have to go here, you have to go there. Well, my Esther is a pain! Even though she tells you "turn right, then turn right, then right." Realize that she is taking you in a circle. So, to prevent such a waste of time, just turn around. Don't let the GPS waste your time. And when she likes to take into the ghetto for whatever reason, be cautious. When you see yourself driving into an area of town that cops would typically not go, maybe you should turn Esther off and not listen to her. And yes, there are areas down here that are a bit scary.

Day 214

April 5, 2010

Today was the start to a wonderful new beginning. I started my job today at the public relations company! Wonderful! I worked almost 12 hours today and I am exhausted! BUT...my parents came today! Yay!! I was so excited to see them! I haven't seen them since Christmas! It was fantastic! They both look fantastic! Dad has been doing Farrell's and I can tell a total difference in his body and mom has lost weight too, because of her accident! It's great!

I gave them the tour of beautiful Boca and Deerfield Beach. We ate at The Whale's Rib--naturally. It's so good and so much fun! We were all so tired, that we didn't really talk. But it was nice just sitting there, with family, and not having to say a word! I miss that! I needed to see them. I was getting really home sick!

After dinner, I showed them a little more around town. They were impressed thusfar. It is dark outside, but I told them it only gets better in the daytime! So, while I'm at work, they're going to be basking on the beach tomorrow. Losers!

I'm really sorry, but I am exhausted, and I have another long day ahead of me!

Note to self: Always come prepared to work with a packed lunch. That way, you aren't sitting at your desk, ready to chew off your own arm. Then, get stuck eating a fattening bagel, that's no good for you!

Day 120 - Day 122

January 1, 2010 to January 3, 2010

Happy New Year!!!!! Can you believe it's the year 2010?? Crazy, right?!? So exciting though! My New Year's resolution: Don't dwell on the past! You can't change it. Right now and the future can only get better! I feel 2010 is going to be a good year for me! I'm ready to take in all of the challenges and excitements that lie ahead of this new and fantastic year! My cousin and his now fiance got engaged on New Year's Eve! So, that's really exciting! Congratulations to them! My cousin had their little baby boy walk the ring over to Sam in a little bag and hand it to her! So cute!

My New Year's Eve was rather interesting. After settling some boyfriend drama--not with me! God, no! This year my New Year's Eve was happily boyfriend/drama free! Nice change of pace! The night proved to be interesting. Belly dancers, cross-dressing singers, and guests in jeans and sweatshirts only intensified mine, Caitlin's, and Dyanna's evening! It was quite comical! It was a party put on by the Des Moines Social Club. Note to self: never got there again. Not my kind of scene.

My last night in Des Moines was spent none other than downtown! We go to Johnny's then hit up Liar's Club. I need a little dancing before I came back. Guess who was there? Dudes who looked like they were from the Jersey Shore! LOL! So, I start intensely fist pumping while shaking my booty! They thought I was being serious and start doing it with me! No, no gentlemen. I'm making fun of your overly tanned body, highly gelled hair, bulging biceps, and Ed Hardy t-shirts. You're in IOWA. None of this is even cool in New York City, let alone in the cornfield state! Some people. I tell ya'.

Leaving Iowa is bittersweet. I'm sad to go, and I obviously cried, because that's what I do, but I'm also excited to get back to New York! Airports just suck anyway, but in Chicago, we were delayed by two and a half hours! Blah! Blah! Blah! For an hour and a half of that, we sat in the "penalty box" on the runway. No fun! I finally get into NYC around midnight. I've never been so happy to see my clean apartment. I just sat and soaked it in for a bit! Relaxation. Finally. Airports take it out of you!

Note to self: during my whole trip back home was this: Don't EVER move back here or to a place where the weather drops below 20 degrees! What is up with the -12 degree temperatures. My whole body hurt and I couldn't breathe, just when I stepped outside. It's completely unnecessary. So, for those of you who wondered why I moved...it's this number one reason right here! I HATE COLD! It's stupid. My kids will never grow up knowing the change of seasons. The only seasons you need to know about are Spring and Summer! Maybe a hint of fall, but only until mid-October. If it gets like this in NYC, I'm not coming out of my apartment until July, after I thaw myself!

Day 111

December 24, 2009

Today is a pretty awesome day! I come back to Iowa and surprise my family! They have no idea it's coming! Whew hew! Go me! They didn't think I was getting in until tomorrow! My best friend, Maddie, and her fiance come to the airport and pick me up! I fight back the tears of joy when I see them! I am so glad I'm back in Iowa! It's been a long day and all I want to do is see the ones I love most!

I get on the airport bus at 9:00 a.m. this morning. My flight doesn't leave until 2:30 p.m., but I thought I'd be smart and get there early to try and get on an earlier flight. Yeah. Bad idea. Let's just say there was no way these planes prior to mine were taking stand by passengers. They were still trying to get customers on flights cancelled from yesterday. This is another problem. I am not assigned a seat. Apparently, even though I am confirmed on the plane, does not mean I'm guaranteed to get on the flight. WTF? Really?

You should have heard me! I call my grandma because she's the only one who knows I'm coming home today. "This is f-in, bull s**t! If I don't get on this damn plane, I am going to be pissed. They do not want to hear what I have to say." And I went on and on and on. My grandma is probably thinking I'm nuts! I know she does! She tells me, "Ashley, you have to remain calm. You'll get on the flight." I say, "Oh hell yes, they'll get me on the flight!" Grandma, "If they don't, you better raise hell! And if you don't, I'll call United myself!" It's pretty comical how we are yelling at each other about how we're going to yell at United. Haha!

So, I wait. And I wait. And I wait. For five hours until my plane is ready to board. In the mean time, the woman standing behind me decides to blow her nose. It's not a normal blow. The nose blow is a gurgelly, snot blow. I am literally gagging right now. Good thing my backs to her because I may have thrown up on her! Then...the lady behind her was chowing on her apple, with her mouth wide open! I absolutely hate the sound of crunchy things when people are chewing with their mouths open. I don't need to hear you eating! Then...I see an albino, black baby. Yes, they do exist. He has the features of a black baby, his mom is black, and his little black afro was white! It's rather interesting and I am quite intrigued. Yes, I was one of those who stared. I have to figure it out!

Then. My flight gets delayed by an hour. Really? Of course. They say our flight lands in Chicago at 4:52. That's awesome because my flight from Chicago to Des Moines leaves at 4:55. How's that going to work? So, I do get a seat on the plane, thank God! I get on the plane and am setting next to a Jewish boy. I'm sitting there and all of a sudden I hear the clicking sound of a camera. I peak over, out of the corner of my eye, and notice the Yamaka-wearing lad is snapping pictures of me! His camera is tilted my way and I heard him snap it! What a creep! So, I catch him again waiting to snap a picture. So, I push my face back into my neck as hard as I can to create a double-chin and make a semi-unnormal face! Hehe! Take it and enjoy that! ;)

We arrive in Chicago and I book it to my gate. It's really funny because you can totally tell the difference in people leaving NYC and heading to DSM. In New York, people even dress up to go to the airport. I...am one of those people. I want to look nice for everyone! I knew exactly my gate when I am approaching--jeans, sweats, Christmas sweaters, and mullets are everywhere! No heels! No nice hair dos! All backpacks! Welcome home, is what I am thinking! :) Oh, how I missed this place!

I sit next to a Geology major who is studying in Scotland. Can someone please explain to me why every guy I talk to has to stutter? I mean, come on. What are the chances of this actually happening to someone? He stutters the whole time I'm talking with him. Brett from New York stutters too! I have an idea. Let's chalk it up to they are stunned with my beauty and have a hard time talking! Ha! Yeah right. I'm actually going to chalk it up to the fact that I can never meet normal men! ;)

Anyways...he teaches me English verbage and slang, gives me a few pointers on books I should read, and takes me back to high school, (my senior year in particular), and says, "Don't you remember when Dowling beat Southeast Polk your senior year? It's one of the highest scoring football games in Iowa history." Sir. I don't even remember what I did yesterday. How in the heck would I remember a football game from almost seven years ago? I remember high school and I had a blast, but come on now. You remember the score? Okay, so he's a guy and I'm sure it's probably normal, but still. He's also one of those people who laughs at his own jokes, that aren't really funny. However, what I find funny...when I am laughing, he thinks I'm laughing with him. Little does he know, I'm laughing at the fact that I think he is so weird and what he is saying is so random that I'm not surprised I'm sitting next to him, going through this right now. When we're talking about high school, he goes, "Let me guess, you went to Valley." What?! Are you kidding me? Why? Because I'm dressed nice? Because I'm bubbly and perky? Because maybe I have a bit of a personality? "Actually, no." Then I just sit and stare at him. It makes him uncomfortable, of course, which is my point. Ha! Bastard. Don't judge me.

I get home and I walk in. Brett and dad just stare in silence. They are so surprised and shocked to see me that they don't know what to say or do. It's quite funny. Grandma grabs me, while she's crying, and hugs me. I start to cry because I am so relieved and excited to finally be home after four months! Then dad says, "What the hell are you doing here?" then grabs me and gives me a huge hug to where I can't breathe! I walk upstairs to my mom's bedroom because she is bed ridden due to her terrible fall. She just starts balling when she sees me. "I am so glad to see you. I was so scared you weren't going to make it home and my Christmas would be ruined!" So, I start crying! It's a great reunion! I love surprising people! It's so much fun!

We relax, talk, laugh, and just hang out. It's fantastic!

Note to self: Remember that when you leave your place of residence and go to another state, things are different. The New York pace is about a hundred times faster than the Midwest. Remember this. Because when you are the only one in the O'Hare airport, pacing back and forth like a lunatic, looking out the windows, constantly checking the time on your phone, mumbling to yourself that we need to start boarding, etc., people will look at you funny! Remember when you're walking through the malls, people will go slow. It's no marathon like in the city. Take things slow and slow down your life. It's good for you and you will appreciate that you did this when you go back to the fast-paced lifestyle, you now call home.