Brett Visit: Day 4

I finally got to sleep in. I had big plans for the day since Ashley had to work. I was going to do a little shopping, the local stores for meaningless things, walk Times Square, go to the Air, Space and Sea Museum, and visit Central Park.

So I head out for my adventure, I'm all alone for the first time in such a big city. I was a little nervous but I was happier that I could walk at my speed. To start things off it was very cold and the bay winds made it bitter. So I start looking for the little stores for the local shoppers, and in Hell’s Kitchen, there are a ton of stores. NOT!! Not a single one! So I walked all of Hell’s Kitchen for no reason. I did get Ashley a nice wine opener and coffee filters. Next on the list, Time’s Square. I thought that in the day time, it would be less chaotic and I could embrace everything. Wrong. Still crazy. So I didn’t spend much time there, and it wasn’t as neat in the day time. Now I was going to go to Central Park. I didn’t know where I was going and a man stopped me and asked if I wanted to rent a bike for central park. Bingo! I seen he had a map and I said sign me up. I got the map and turned him down on the bike. So I get to the park which was about 20 blocks away. I walk through the park and it was beautiful. I was in awe the entire time. I walk by the amphitheater and I look at a couple on a bench and I pulled a triple take I noticed that they were getting after it. I could not believe my eyes. And people were just walking by like they see it everyday.  So I took my phone out and tried to pull a drive by picture but it didn’t work out. I knew no one would believe me so I tried to get some evidence.

I continue through the park and stop at the lake and it was breathtaking. When I walked through the park I seen so many beautiful sights that you usually only see in movies. The park is big and peaceful. I took the walk ways that cut through the secluded parts of the park and it was so serene. So I start my walk back to go home, and go figure, I get lost. This park is ginormous and I am lost. I try and take a shortcut through the woods…big mistake. I was in central park for an hour and it took me an hour and a half to get out. When I do get out I'm at E. 84^th and 5^th. Ashley lives at W. 43rd and 11^th. I hate my life at this point. I make it back and have a knish from a street vendor. Don’t get them, they’re awful. I took two bites and threw it away. So I get back and walk past the Little Pie Company. I felt I deserved a cupcake. It was the best Red Velvet cupcake I have ever tasted. After I ate that I took the best nap ever. I woke up and rested for a while. Then I took off for Times Square again. I did some window shopping and admired all of the lights while I waited for Ashley to get off work.

I went to meet Ashley after she got off, we headed for some street meat. You might think you show up, get your food, and walk on. This stand was voted best street meat in New York, and he had a line of about 7 people. I thought that was pretty cool. It was lamb meat in a bed of rice, lettuce and tomato, with pita bread on top. They give you Greek sauce and hot sauce with it also. It was incredible. The meat was tender and it tasted authentic. The hot sauce was so hot. I like hot things but this was almost too hot, and they only give you about a teaspoon of it no joke. For six dollars you get a huge platter that is really two meals. It was very cheap. We ate and took it easy since Ashley is running on no sleep and I walked like I was training for a marathon.

Day 8

September 14, 2009

So, yesterday's blog made reference to ego checks. Well, folks, today is my day for an ego check. I am being a total brat about job hunting. I call my dad this morning and complain so bad, he tells me to, "Quit your whining. Grow up." Ouch dad! But thanks...I needed it!

I've grown up always getting what I want, right away. I'm quickly learning, life doesn't work this way. It sucks--why can't I be seven again? Everyone here wants you to have NYC experience. How do you get it if no one is willing to give you a chance? How can I get four job offers from Des Moines, but when I come here, I get none? My answer that has become my motto in life: "I don't know, but I'll figure it out."

As I'm walking, I notice the girl walking towards me wearing the EXACT same outfit as I am. A high waisted skirt, with a tucked-in white shirt, and black shoes! It's like in the mags--which girl wears it better. All votes go to...ME! Just kidding!

Central Park is beautiful to walk in today--green grass, sunshine, and tons of people. I'm pretty sure I see Chris Kattan running. I'm a big "Night at the Roxbury" fan, so I text the one person I know that is a movie quote king--my brother. His response: "He turned around and tipped his hat, (like this), and guess who it was? Emilio Esteves--the mighty duck man, I swear to God. And I was like Emilioooooo!" There was nothing I could do but laugh out loud as I'm walking by myself.

All I want for dinner is a big greasy cheeseburger. I feel I can splurge with all the walking I do. I go into a diner, where the waiter is ridiculously creepy. After saying some rather suggestive things to me, I get my check and bolt. He was almost as creepy as Patrick, from Long Island on Friday night. Yes, I didn't blog about how he asked if he could bite me, but now I realize, I can't leave it out.

He comes up and starts talking to me. He's pretty cute, but he then says, "Can I bite you?" I reply, "Umm, no, that's wierd. Normal people don't do that." So, he bites me anyway. "Owe! What the hell do you think you're doing?" I say. Who does this? Right then, he justified all of the stereotypes men from Long Island have. It only takes one to ruin it for the rest. The best thing to do in a situation like this is walk away. Just walk away, and laugh. =)

To finish the evening, I stop by Pinkberry Frozen Yogurt. You may recognize it from an episode of The Hills when Lo and Lauren eat there. Check out the website. It was delicious! I will most definately be going back! www.pinkberry.com

Note to self: When you are waiting for an interview e-mail response, and you know you're leaving the house for the day, dress interview appropriate. Don't rely on someone being home to let you in when you get back to change--when they aren't there, then you're in big trouble. When the whole lobby is filled with potential employees dressed in suits, you just want to go in the corner and die because you look like a fool, and someone not to be taken seriously. All I'm saying is, always be prepared.

Day 7

September 13, 2009

Today is a total tourist day for me. The rain finally stopped and the sun is shining! I want to get out and enjoy the beautiful weather. My original plan was to stop by Bryant Park for Fashion Week, then head to Central Park, and go curtain shopping for the new digs.

 

I'm actually staying at Bryant Park--I keep seeing celebrities everywhere. I'm star struck! I can't just leave! I see Hilary Duff, Amanda Bynes, Mischa Barton, Estelle, the Gossip Girls, and Marisa Miller. I got right next to them!

  

It is interesting to see their different personalities. Amanda Bynes and Marisa Miller were the nicest and most crowd friendly. Michelle Trachtenberg, a Gossip Girl, was, let's face it, a bitch. Sorry, but check your ego at the black Escalade that dropped you off. The "Wow, these people are gonna die," comment is not necessary. (She was referring to the paparazzi crowding around her).

While standing around, paparazzi style, I snag a few freebies--some cookies, that I wanted to feed to the models; a pair of "Cool Contours"--the new Spanx; and some fashion mags. I have never seen women this skinny in my life. Funny thing is an elderly lady from the Ukraine asked if I was one of the models for Fashion Week. Sweet thought, but my size four ass is way too overweight for this industries liking. ;)

I then head to Radio City Music Hall where the VMA's are taking place. I only see Sean Paul--after about an hour and a half, I realize I'm not going to see with my angle, so I leave. My feet were so sore from being on them all day--paparazzi is tough work! ;)

During the VMA's...really Kanye? Who does that? He needs to seriously check his ego. Arrogance is so irritating. Do these people not remember where they came from? Oh yeah, nothing. Maybe someone should remind them of that. I like Taylor Swift.

The Green Bay vs. Bears game was awesome! Favorite quote from the night, "That makes me want to get a massage!" from the two-point conversion play. Haha! Then the night ends with "True Blood." For those who have not seen it, it's wierd. Way too bloody for my liking.

Note to self: Any man that can dance can call me anytime! There is nothing more attractive than a man with a nice body that knows how to work it. The M.J. tribute on the VMA's proves my point. It's like a trance--you can't stop staring and you only wish he was coming home to you. Someday.......someday. Like I always say, wishes do come true and prayers are answered. ;)