December 11, 2009
Okay, so I'm going to share a bit too much information, but whatever. It helps with the point of the rest of this blog. And...I've already told you guys outrageous stuff in the past. So, I'm not used to having my girly time of the month due to a specific type of "control" I used to take. Well, considering I'm not living the "Sex and the City" life, (key word here is sex), I haven't made the effort to go to the doctor for my shot. I'm just going to wait until I get home. I'm sorry, but I can't randomly sleep with people--it's not my style. I have to know you at least eight days. Haha, jk!
So, my point of telling you this is...the last three days, I have had the worst cramps, my whole dang body hurts, I feel like I have a tire glued to my lower abdomen, and I am exhausted. Now I know why I enjoy when Mother Nature passes me up every month. This is just crazy! I need a massage!
So, everything is pretty irritating to me. Not only am I freezing cold, which always puts me in a bad mood, people are just being stupid! Like I've said, don't talk to me like I'm an idiot. I'm 25 years old. I'm pretty sure I know how to run a copy machine. You don't need to explain it to me. And I have a mother, so you don't need to check up on me every five minutes to see if I'm getting the job done. I'm going as fast as I can with the large amount of items you gave me. Back off and quit being annoying! Then when I tell you, I'm going to be 10 to 15 minutes, then you can have my seat...don't come back after eight minutes. Typically, when someone says 10 to 15 minutes, it means 15 minutes. Not eight. Not seven. Not even 14. Fifteen! You're driving me nuts!
To make things worse, my eye is infected, once again! I tell ya' what...I've never been so sick and had so many things wrong with me, than I've had since living here! But you know what? I wouldn't trade it for the world! So, this blog is a bit depressing and not my normal chipper self. But ladies, you understand. When a woman is tired, don't talk to her. Don't call her, don't touch her, and definitely don't try starting a conversation with her. Trust me, she wants no part of it, and more than likely, she isn't paying attention to you! ;)
Note to self: Eat sugar! That's right. Eat sugar! I forgot how I insanely crave sugar right before Mother Nature's visit. It's great! It's an excuse to eat sweets! Even if this is not the reason, sweets heal all! They make you feel like a kid again and make you all happy with warm fuzzies! Sweets do something to you that makes you giddy and happy. So, who cares if it's 1,250 calories you're putting into your body. I bet you're having fun doing it, aren't you? Splurge and be happy! Make sugar one of your four food groups. (I think it's four!)
I love sweets! Sweet treats, sweet deals and sweet ideas for decorating is what I enjoy the most. Check out my ideas for great parties with friends, sugary recipes and great deals I have found to create a fresh and fun home!
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Saturday, December 12, 2009
Sunday, November 8, 2009
Day 63
November 8, 2009
The weather today is beautiful! I'm going to get out and enjoy it! I do need to get some tops for The Capital Grille. You can only wear the same black sweater so many times. Considering we have "regulars" that come into the restaurant, we cannot have them seeing me in the same clothes over and over. Everyone knows that! However, I walk into H&M, Forever 21, Ann Taylor LOFT, Banana Republic, and Express. Do you think I like any of the clothes I can afford? Absolutely not! That would be too easy.
Why is it that whenever I walk into a store, I always seem to find the most expensive item...the item that I want. When I went shopping with my friend last year for her wedding dress, guess who picked out the only TWO couture dresses in the whole store? Yup. You're reading about her! Maybe it's a sign that one day, I am meant to be a millionaire! ;) Or maybe in a past life I was wealthy. Where is this life today? I want that now! Who cares about the past? I have champagne taste on a Natty Light budget.
I have been quite the chef lately. I have been cooking some really healthy dinners, and I have become a HUGE fan of steamed broccoli! I've always become quite the baker. I made some peanut butter and jelly cookies--yes, they sound odd, but they are quite delicious! Before you know it, I will have my own tv show. "Broke and Hungry," is what I will want to call it. Minimal products that don't cost a lot, and it only takes 20 minutes to make! We can consider it the gourmet form of Kraft Mac 'n Cheese!
Note to self: When you walk past a man handing out Obama and Palin condoms, you contemplate if you take one or not. When it isn't until later that you realize what he's handing out, you wonder if it's too late to turn around and make the obvious approach to take the hot ticket item on the street. Are people going to look at me funny if I obviously turn around to take one? Who cares, you sissy?! You should have taken one! You wonder if it could hurt or benefit your sex life, but then you realize...hey! I don't have a sex life. So, it definitely can't hurt. But when it comes to the President of the United States helping you out, you realize your life has definitely taken a turn for the worst!
The weather today is beautiful! I'm going to get out and enjoy it! I do need to get some tops for The Capital Grille. You can only wear the same black sweater so many times. Considering we have "regulars" that come into the restaurant, we cannot have them seeing me in the same clothes over and over. Everyone knows that! However, I walk into H&M, Forever 21, Ann Taylor LOFT, Banana Republic, and Express. Do you think I like any of the clothes I can afford? Absolutely not! That would be too easy.
Why is it that whenever I walk into a store, I always seem to find the most expensive item...the item that I want. When I went shopping with my friend last year for her wedding dress, guess who picked out the only TWO couture dresses in the whole store? Yup. You're reading about her! Maybe it's a sign that one day, I am meant to be a millionaire! ;) Or maybe in a past life I was wealthy. Where is this life today? I want that now! Who cares about the past? I have champagne taste on a Natty Light budget.
I have been quite the chef lately. I have been cooking some really healthy dinners, and I have become a HUGE fan of steamed broccoli! I've always become quite the baker. I made some peanut butter and jelly cookies--yes, they sound odd, but they are quite delicious! Before you know it, I will have my own tv show. "Broke and Hungry," is what I will want to call it. Minimal products that don't cost a lot, and it only takes 20 minutes to make! We can consider it the gourmet form of Kraft Mac 'n Cheese!
Note to self: When you walk past a man handing out Obama and Palin condoms, you contemplate if you take one or not. When it isn't until later that you realize what he's handing out, you wonder if it's too late to turn around and make the obvious approach to take the hot ticket item on the street. Are people going to look at me funny if I obviously turn around to take one? Who cares, you sissy?! You should have taken one! You wonder if it could hurt or benefit your sex life, but then you realize...hey! I don't have a sex life. So, it definitely can't hurt. But when it comes to the President of the United States helping you out, you realize your life has definitely taken a turn for the worst!