October 5, 2009
I know you have had those days when you tell yourself, I am not going to forget this. And I'm not going to forget that. Then you do. Well, I usually make notes throughout the day about what I want to blog about. I think about a lot of things, so I tend to forget what happened a few hours prior. Some like to call me scattered brain; I like to think of myself as a constant learner who indulges herself in the world of knowledge and curiosity. =)
Today is a pretty uneventful Monday. I do the usual--apply for jobs, eat lunch, apply for more jobs, and head off to Planet Hollywood. I am so ready for a change and am making it happen as we speak! We do see the rather large black woman from Road Trip that hooks up with the skinny white dude! She was passing out flyers and chocolate candy bars for BET on the street. As we can see, that movie really sparked her career!
I tell some gentleman and his wife, "Goodnight ladies!" His slow-motion turn around and bit of a frowned stare makes me realize he is definitely not a lady! Then, there was this teenage kid, maybe 15 years old. He had to be on something because he was standing in front of our store, dancing, and throwing elbows! Purposely trying to hit people. Then, he would slap every woman's butt that walked by him. With no remorse or second thought! And they would just look at him. I would have smacked that little chocolate, Oompa-Loompa across his fat face!
Besides these points, I honestly cannot remember anything I want to blog about. Give me a bit of a break! I have a lot on my mind. Maybe like, how the heck I'm going to survive out here! The next time you see me, I'm going to be a toothpick because I can't afford the $7 Oreos or the $20 chicken!
Not to self: Apparently donating your eggs is a bad idea. No one cares you can make up to $48,000 this year. All they care about is having no more little Ashley's running around this world. I'm trying to survive here, people! And what's so bad about having mini-me's running around the country?! It will make the world more colorful and cheery! ;) If it weren't for poor, college graduates like myself, the unfortunate people who cannot have children would be screwed! I think it's a gesture that's beneficial to everyone! I could be a stripper...think about it.