March 11, 2010
My day started at about 3:00 a.m...I'm guessing. I woke up to use the restroom. I want to tell you that my apartment is full of boxes, sporadically placed throughout my hardwood floor. I take a step and whap! Fall right down! It was one of those falls that drunk people do, too. They wobble a bit, try to get their balance, and then slip, sideways, right onto their tush. The thing is: I wasn't wasted. I swear!
Today was all about work, work, work! Tonight was a relief when I went out to celebrate my friend, Morgan's, birthday! Happy 26th! We met up with a bunch of people at Faces and Names in Midtown. It was super crowded, so after a bit, we met up with some other people at PJ Carney's. It's an Irish Pub. So much fun!
I share a cab ride home with a couple of friends because they live a block from me. As we get out and the cab starts to drive away, I reach into my coat pocket, and realize my phone's not in there. Shit! I literally start running after the cab, screaming. Then, when I approach the yellow car, I start pounding on the windows, trying to ask as nicely as I can if the man can stop. I dive into the back seat and start searching! The cab driver, "Ma'am, what are you doing?" Sorry, Apu! I lost my phone! But I found it! I lost my life for a brief second!
So, at Better Homes today, I was doing some research on our competitors. I came across a couple of quizzes and thought they would be fun to take! I took Martha Stewart's Table Etiquette quiz. Try it! What's your score? Click here! I did quite well! Not to pat myself on the shoulder, but to say the least, I'm the perfect date! ;) Then, I took a quiz about Valentine's Day. I was so disappointed in myself. For a lover of the red and pink day, I pretty much failed. I'm such a disappointment. Click here! to see your score!
One thing I did find interesting..."10 Ways to Look Better Naked." Here ya' go ladies! The answer to all your problems! I personally like page 7 and page 9. (Don't look at this, mom and dad! Or grandma! Hell no! Let's avoid all awkwardness, please!) Click here! Knowing most of the people reading this blog, I know a choice few of you who will "test" these out. Let me just say, I'm glad I can now help you out with your sex life. You're welcome.
Note to self: "Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on the front door forever."
Well, if this isn't the statement of the year! When another situation is presented to you today, what do you do? It's temptation, that's for sure! My opportunity has already knocked, and baby, I opened that door and welcomed it with open arms! =) I'm not letting opportunity slip away. I believe that you know, deep in your heart, what you want and what you think is best. Now, it's up to you to take it upon yourself to make the best decision that fits who you are and what you want. Sometimes, opportunity only knocks once in your life. If it knocks twice, consider yourself lucky. And if you are still an idiot, then you don't deserve any more chances. So, be careful about shrugging things off so easily.