February 25, 2010
Holy snow! I woke up at eight this morning to thick, beautiful snowflakes, falling from the sky. These oh-so-pretty flakes didn't let up all. day. long. Ugh. I'm sick of winter! I'm ready for spring! I didn't have to work either job today, so you bet your little booty, I'm not leaving my apartment. Why in the heck would I truck out into this weather? Are you nuts? I can't even stand up on my feet, without falling on my face, when it's not snowing out. Can you imagine what kind of trouble I could get into on a day like today? Forget about it.
A man got hit and killed by a tree today in Central Park! He was just having a casual stroll through the park, when bam! A tree limb right on him! Read the story. This is my point. You know how random stuff happens to me. I will not put myself into any situation that's not considered necessary or controllable. ;)
I had no idea what to do with myself today. I basically muddled around my apartment, pacing back and forth. So, I jumped on the Internet. I stumble across some YouTube videos. Check out this one my dad sent me! Too funny! Video. Then I'm on CNN because I'm a news nerd and found this story! How awesome is this? Video.
This is a good one! The kid deserved to get beat up, but what my favorite part is the girl video taping. She's like, "I love you Brandon." Boo hoo, she's crying. Whan! Whan! You were laughing earlier. Idiot. But she still continues to video tape! Poor girl, looking for attention! It's not about "Brandon." But I do like it when the kid who doesn't want trouble gets one more punch, right in the face! Awesome! Video.
Can you figure this problem out?
If:
2+3 = 10
7+2 = 63
6+5 = 66
8+4 = 96
Then: 9+7 = ??
I could not figure this out! Math and Ashley don't mix. It's like trying to mix oil and vinegar. Doesn't work.
I'm sure you have all heard about the SeaWorld incident. It's incredibly sad, but now I have the urge to go to SeaWorld. I loved Shamu as a kid! It's one of the coolest things I've ever seen! How much fun would it be to swim with something that big! I would NEVER do it because large bodies of water petrify me, along with thousands of pounds worth of animal. I hyper-ventilate! No. I couldn't even watch the videos today because I got really nervous. However, I do want to swim with dolphins, someday. I suppose I will have plenty of time to do so, considering my new venture in life! ;)
Note to self: Appreciate the women in your family. Whether it's your mother, grandmother, aunt, cousin. Women are the backbone of any family. Ask any man. Without women, men would be lost! Dads would be even more confused! Read an email I got today! It's hysterical! These are questions, asked to a group of 2nd graders, about their mom. Love your mom and appreciate all she has done for you. She's probably given up more in her life, for YOU, than you realize. And she did/does it, because she's your mom--and she loves you! ;)
Q: Why did God makes mothers?
A: Mostly to clean the house
Q: How did God make mothers?
A: Magic plus super powers, with a lot of stirring
Q: What ingredients are mother's made of?
A: They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly used string, I think.
Q: Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
A: God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's mom's like me.
Q: What kind of a little girl was your mom?
A: I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
Q: What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
A: Does he make at least $800 a year? Does he get drunk on beer?
Q: Why did your mom marry your dad? (I loved all these answers!)
A: My dad makes the best spaghetti, and my mom likes to eat a lot!
A: She got too old to do anything else with him.
A: My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
Q: Who's the boss at your house?
A: Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
Q: What's the difference between moms and dads?
A: Moms work at work and work at home. Dads just go to work at work.
A: Dads are taller and stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause they're the ones you got to ask if you want to sleep over at a friend's.
Q: What does your mom do in her spare time?
A: Mother's don't do spare time.
Q: What would it take to make your mom perfect?
A: On the inside, she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.